He is 2 - 4in the UFC Herpa Derp

Chris Parker, He has diabetes.

wow, making fun of a medical condition... big man, eh?

Shut up Scott Malkinson!

no! you shut up Patrick!

Not as big as Chris Parker, 6:42.

Hi Chris, Its Jake Rosholt. Been long time since my no name (soon to be well known) ass knocked you out.

"Chael Sonnen never won any championships." -Anderson Silva

Love the t-shirt I bought the hat too. Either way its a collectors item for us Wand fans. Awesome shirt. War Wand!!

Nice clothes, Wanderlai is definantly an icon in MMA!

"wanderlei never won any of those fights." -chael sonnen

Thats because the ref was wearing an earpiece ;)

Let me tell you something, Mr. Zapata. If you believe that Wanderlei actually won those fights, then I have a bridge to sell you for real cheap. You probably still believe in Santa Claus too. Now I'm not trying to take anything away from Wanderlei. He was very entertaining to watch. In fact, I hold his many fights from Pride in high regard. Much like I enjoyed watching Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage (r.i.p.) compete for the affection of the lovely Elizabeth. So there you have it.

yo, is that mat worm from sherdog?

@TeamChaelSonnen: I'm pretty sure your not allowed to sell bridges, just like you can't sell houses anymore. You know, since your a convicted felon and a cheater.

You've been told...now move along

@1:27: Okay, that was a joke. As for your comments, here's my response:
Chael Sonnen is an American Gangster. Okay? In the ghettos of the United States, if you want to earn your street cred, or "juice" as they said in my day, you've gotta put the work in. Now, in the projects, that could include selling "pharmaceuticals", or even puttin some caps in people. Chael Sonnen, however, did not grow up in the projects. Where he came from, in order to prove you're "down" you have to do other things. So he went the white boy way of moving weight; he was implicated in the comission of a white collar crime. What're ya gonna do? Now he did what he did. He admitted it. But instead of giving him a record deal, he gets harangued by lesser mortals.

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thanks!

There is a mouthguard upcoming.

Yup, that's him. He's wanted for multiple counts of murdering the English language. And causing public disturbances with his face.

HAHAHAHAHA! Finally someone that isn't anonymous that is funny!

This guy might actually be Chael Sonnen.

If it really is Chael, he should check out those mouth guard links posted above, he'll need them for his next Brazil trip to keep his teeth intact.

Like hell he will. Did you not hear his story about when the Nogueira brothers landed in Vegas? They tried to feed it a CARROT. I doubt they do have computers in Brazil!

Mr. Sonnen was unaware. No one told him that they had computers in Brazil. Who would have thought?

With respect to Mr. Mount's comment, Chael won't be needing that mouth guard because the people of Brazil love Chael Sonnen. During his time there, they showed great kindness and hospitality to him, despite the fact that he nearly killed their poster-champion (Anderson Silva). That just goes to show that in the dirt roads of Brazil, much like the streets of Oregon, the weak yield to the strong.

10:03AM: LOL

Hey Chris Leben, Brian Stann just called, he said he KO'd the guy that Ko'd Wanderlei Silva in 27 seconds.

hey man cant ever hate on briann stann the mans a marine and he took care of business over seas and now he does it in the octagon... even if he did knock out chris leben

Yesss pleaseee

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You should learn about the Friday and Saturday deals.

Ya they take into account all the cheeto eating losers that get shitfaced on the weekend so they don't put anything good up... I can guarantee that someone is still passed out in their orange pile of puke.