The Progress Panther shorts showcase sharp graphics and a streamlined design specifically tailored for grappling. These shorts are lightweight and have a shorter cut which rests above the knee. Progress branding is found throughout, including the jacquard waistband which has a internal rubber lining and no drawstring.
I like these but the white would show my anal bleeding too much.
An unexpected Knee on belly will do that to you.
Ahh but the white shorts are perfect for covering up other certain below-the-belt expulsions
Confucius say, astronaut's favorite thing about computer is the space bar.
Progress Panther strides, Shorts tight, fart in the wind, Swift escape opponent seeks.
5-7-5 not 5-6-7 ???????
Maybe haikus were formatted different when Confusious was alive
something about a black panther on white shorts just seems... wrong. maybe it's my social conditioning, maybe it's my tbi
Buru nyuuu
Too short
The early 2000s are over its ok to wear shorts above the knees instead of looking like a bum
Long shorts make it more difficult to get dicksout4harambe ??
Highballers......
Contorsionist lighting spewing panther undies
Nyuuu buru